Lamp

(L)aughing

(A)way

(M)y

(P)ain

Person 1: *sends meme*
Person 2: “thanks for helping me lamp”
Person 3: Anytime

by Http_what_even_ October 30, 2019

LAMP

Aka “Look At Me, i’m Perfect!!”
Refers to a person, usually female, who posts every snippet of their life on instagram considered to be enjoyable by most. i.e. aesthetic selfies, daily beach sunset runs, home workouts, food, etc. They take photoshoots seriously and never show sadness or wacky photos which ruin their “perfect” facade.

LAMPs enter every single online giveaway and seize every free trial opportunity just for the photo op.

Not to be confused by influencers who are the same, but worse and more obnoxious

“How does she have the time and money to be on vacation all the time?”
“She doesn’t, she’s a LAMP”

“She’s all I want in a girl, bro”
“Careful with that one, seems like a LAMP”

by Dmplx November 2, 2021

Lamp post

One of those things that are always on or off and you never see them turning on or off, it just happens and no one knows how

I've never seen a lamp post turn on or off, have you?

by TamChanUwU November 6, 2021

Lamp

Lame ass mother-fucking people

I love lamp, y’all some lamps

by Itslife123456789 September 2, 2021

Lamp

Another way of saying lmao

Bailey: I’m joking haha
Alyssa: LAMP

by A-person_named_no September 3, 2021

lamp

the hip version of lmao

lamp Jessica is such a whore rip

by Gary the SNAIL is a SOB June 17, 2021

lamp-girl

The annoying girl who steals random shit like a lamp from the bars in Amherst. She’s the type of girl who blacks out and then refuses to take accountability for her actions the next day.

Damn the monkey bouncers really had to kick lamp-girl out of the club again last night.

by Amherstdude August 19, 2022