Jonathan G.

A guy who thinks he can get any girl he talks to and ghosts out his real friends for a bunch of gamers

Why Jonathan G. why

by Intellectual Pringle December 13, 2019

Pulling a Jonathan

When you go to your neighbors house and ask them for ice.

Neighbor: "opens door"
Jonathan: "Hey can I have some ice😁"

Pulling a Jonathan

by Pulling a curt February 15, 2020

Jonathan Galindo

He may be dangerous in other countries, but im vietnam, he is a clown

Jonathan Galindo : i know your address

Vietnamese: du ma solo yasuo

by Fiendly poople September 4, 2020

Jonathan Upset

A type of anger exhibited quickly and often.

He will be Jonathan Upset when he reads this.

by shalalalalalalalalala November 26, 2011

jonathan plank

Attempting to do something on a scooter/skateboard and then falling over and then landing in a planking like position

Jonathan: i can do that 4 stair
daniel:you can do it
Every1: Dude hes planking
Blake: im cool

jonathan plank

by jndfkkjdgxcgffxgcjgytfdfghfyfg July 17, 2011

a Jonathan rolon

The name isn't real but It a saying for people who think there the greatest of all time

I know your good but don't be a Jonathan rolon

by Jonathan rolon November 21, 2020

Jonathan Grimes

Fat ass stupid ass bitch

Stranger 1: Is that that Jonathan Grimes The Fat Ass Stupid Ass Bitch ?
Stranger 2: yeah it is that fat ass stupid ass bitch

by Totally Not Jonathan Kitchen November 2, 2020