Jesse Pinkman

a man so bad at his job he couldn't even set fire on fire properly

"Jesse you fucking retard"
-walter white about jesse pinkman probably

by ancle_man July 8, 2022

Jesse

A blowjob against ones will

Dude I totally didn't want to hook up with her last night but she gave me a Jesse

by Fuckmire May 13, 2013

Jesse

Gillians step-brother And Karla's Boy friend

Karla: I love Jesse so much!
Gilli: Well he is my Step Brother
(Karla punches Gilli, and walks away.)

by Karla Boulder September 24, 2011

Jess

Jess' to do list:
5/01/19: G E T D I C K

Anyone else:
Quinn's dick: *Slopes furiously*
Jess: *orgasms*

by BruhSoundEffect.WAV December 30, 2018

Jesse Eisenberg

Jesse Eisenberg is the name of the sexiest man alive. He is jesus reincarnated. If someone tells you that Jesse looks like a monkey then they should not be on this planet.

You: I’m hot
Me: no Jesse Eisenberg is hot

by jesseceralover June 7, 2021

Jesse Lacey

The Lead Singer of Brand New;
a type of God, lyric genius, emotionally expressive mastermind.

Heaven sent, don't you dare forget.
Random One: "Did you see Brand New on Saturday?!"
Random Two: "Yes!, Jesse Lacey is amazing, it was incredible."

by asherleaa April 7, 2008

Jesse Wilson

Very attractive stoner.

What a Jesse Wilson!

by Herman " Newt " Shankerbiff December 29, 2007