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Ivan Cordoves

A man that is truly a gift from the good lord himself. Perfect body, facial features, hair, strength, personality, and a ginormous cock. He even has everlasting faith and loyalty to those close to him.
This man in the photo acts like he’s an Ivan Cordoves even though he knows he’s far from perfect.
by Gringo Diablo November 24, 2021
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Ivan

Lanky, probably lives in a wooden cabin in Wiltshire.
Probably poos in a porta potty
Very Very sexy tho, confident and loves hash browns
I love Ivan
by Tafiki Big BOobs November 23, 2021
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Ivan Jakus

A noise making bumbling shitstick ape who needs to shut the fuck up before i close his head in a panini make and make a fucking toasted sandwich
DON'T BE AN IVAN JAKUS JOSHUA
by BILLY BOBBY1197 November 23, 2021
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Ivan

He’s the kinda guy that makes you feel like the only person that matters in a crowded room. Caring, sweet, charming, incredibly handsome. You’re lucky to know him. There are many struggles that you can face as a person, but not a single one that he wouldn’t make easier by lightening a burden. He loves laughter and beer.
I didn’t know Ivan was a plumber, that motherfucker be laying pipe.
by Totallynotivan November 23, 2021
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Ivan

He’s the kinda guy that makes you feel like the only person that matters in a crowded room. Caring, sweet, charming, incredibly handsome. You’re lucky to know him. There are many struggles that you can face as a person, but not a single one that he wouldn’t make easier by lightening a burden. He loves laughter and beer.
I didn’t know Ivan was a plumber, that motherfucker be laying pipe.
by Totallynotivan November 23, 2021
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Ivan

He’s the kinda guy that makes you feel like the only person that matters in a crowded room. Caring, sweet, charming, incredibly handsome. You’re lucky to know him. There are many struggles that you can face as a person, but not a single one that he wouldn’t make easier by lightening a burden. He loves laughter and beer.
I didn’t know Ivan was a plumber, that motherfucker be laying pipe.
by Totallynotivan November 23, 2021
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Ivan Hernandez

He who will make you laugh and everyone will respect him, but he will get freaky when you want him too.
Is that really Ivan Hernandez, wow I’m shocked.
by Plethora God June 13, 2023
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