Simple shit

People can be simple shits or simpletons, too. Think of simple shit as a person, not as a thing.

Even that simple shit could understand what was happening. If that simple shit figures it out, it will be a miracle. Even a simple shit has lucid days. Honey, that simple shit will never know the light of day.

by Lightofday February 5, 2022

Simple Scott

Someone that doesn’t understand the simplest of things

Me-“what’s 1+1”
Simple Scott-“apple pie”

by UrbanWarrior563 September 19, 2021

simple juice

Simple juice is a southern Ohio term used fir an inbred back wood's folk that's not a fully non functional mentally challenged person, but a high functional mentally challenged person. These individuals can get state assistance without being institutionalized or hidden in the root cellar.

Damn it boy, why'd you do that? Your momma give you to much simple juice when you were a baby....DUMB ASS.

by Frothysasquatch January 9, 2025

The Simple Things

A state of mind achieved through mastering layers of dad jokes, a complex understanding of how the world really works distilled into simple analogies that only a wise and aged (not elderly) individual can appreciate - all at the same time not really giving a fuck if anyone else likes them as a human!

"Mick' a great guy, and he really loves collecting sticks hey?"

"Yeah, he loves playing with a good stick. It's the simple things"

by Zeuleus June 23, 2025

Simple man

What a manipulative psychopath says after he’s destroyed your life as an attempt to assert plausible deniability. He knows exactly what he did. This is an attempt to feign ignorance and make you question yourself.

You: Did you burn down my house???

Simple Man: ?????

You: You’ve burned down every house of anyone who doesn’t buy your bullshit. Did you burn down mine???

Simple Man: Goodness gracious. To be accused of such tom foolery! I’m just a simple man…

by Drinkingdemonblood October 30, 2025

Simple Steamer

An average sized log or small pile of excrement, steamy in nature.

“Just left a simple steamer behind that bush over there.”

by Militantswine6 January 12, 2026

Tyranny Running Against A Netherlands Simple Gender Entering New Dichotomoties Esoterically Realistically (transgender=t.r.a.n.s.g.e.n.d.e.r.)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tyranny Running Against A Netherlands Simple Gender Entering New Dichotomoties Esoterically Realistically (transgender=t.r.a.n.s.g.e.n.d.e.r.)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025