Earnest Gay Thoughts

Jay Malsky. Liberal actor. Also known as "The Jerk Who Yelled In Disney World's Hall of Presidents".

Me: I just saw a video of a guy yelling "Lock Him Up!" at Trump's robot in the Hall of Presidents today.
Brook: Who yelled?
Me: Earnest Gay Thoughts. Real name: Jay Malsky.

by thebear424 June 11, 2018

thought tracker

the government keeping a record of all your known thoughts for inquisitiveness

The thought tracker made the historical American discover relationships that were never brought to light.

by Coop Dupe November 20, 2019

Nut Thoughts

The wide array of bad thoughts a man experiences for a few minutes after masturbation.

Directly at ter masturbating to a picture of his lifelong crush, he felt a little guilty and wondered if he even liked her at all, but those were just nut thoughts.

by Ianrayc March 14, 2019

Conprestinational Thoughts

Thoughts of regret before your head is put in high pressure, only people who live through a crushed head experience this.

This Person Has Conprestinational Thoughts.

by Vortex Define August 13, 2019

I thought we were being honest

Last thing said in a relationship.

Her: Get your shit and get the fuck out of here
You: I thought we were being honest...

by TheFleeceMan August 20, 2019

Golden thought shower

An outpouring of piss poor ideas, typically regarded as insightful, or “pure gold,” by the ill-informed source.

The company’s “direction” is determined by the latest golden thought shower from the VP of Sales - who happens to be the CEO’s entitled son.

by TheBoiler May 3, 2018

thought fart

A thought fart is a thought that lingers. It weighs on your mind.

And it's birthed from a ponder.

Very similar to a mind fart but a mind fart is maybe more expansive.

Examples of a thought fart are

I am stirred by disturbances that have yet to disturb.

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Have you ever heard the knock, ahead of time? A premonition, a knowingness.

by Bedouin Baby May 9, 2017