Noah Gordon

Being better than everyone in every way.

Person 1: Hey did you hear we I won the race?
Person 2: Yeah you were like Noah Gordon!

by Noah Gordon October 27, 2022

Gordon

loves men, chink tendencies

im a gordon.

by addisonrae69 November 15, 2022

Gordon Park

A place of congregation for those who abuse substances in the metropolitan area. A place designated for such divine living in which adolescents and other participants partake in activities in which they intake substances that alters their perception of reality.

Can we go to Gordon park?

Gordon park?

by Stoff_Daddy January 16, 2022

Gordon Freeman

Gordon freeman is the scientist you play as and kill the combine the aliens to become the half life

And find the half life
Because the half life is real

Kleiner: Great scott gordon freeman

Gordon: Shut the fuck up

by Based Mango September 14, 2022

Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses

Created by the supernova of UY Scuti in the REDACTED period, Gordon had only one thought in his mind. Destroy. Gordon's 6 chicken legs can reach incalculable speeds. His turtle-like shell functions as an indestructible shield capable of protecting against anything. Gordon has 6 tentacles that have the capacity to decimate anything they touch. Gordon is a force to be feared. Gordon can not be stopped.

Person 1: "What is that?"
Person 2: "It can't be... IT'S, IT'S GORDON!"
Person 1: "Who's Gordon?"
Person 2: "Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses."
Gordon: "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA"

by Steven The Absolute Idiot October 16, 2022

Gordon C.

Gordon C. Is a very unique and soul. You cannot become attached to this person as they will destroy your life. They have a major problem with drinking and has anger issues. This man whore will bang your pussy good then ghost you. He is a great fuck but when your looking for more of his throbbing double cut cock he falls off the earth. He is also known to have many children all around the world. Advise to avoid this man.

I just wanna ride Gordon C. Cocktail so bad my vag is screaming.

by mom and poo harry monkeyy May 29, 2022

A Gordon Ramsay

A person who will constantly shout, scream and insult others for a mistake they made, regardless if it is big or small.

This guy was shouting at me because I put jam on the toast instead of butter! He's such a Gordon Ramsay!

by iamnotmyself March 30, 2022