gordon ramsey

a British lad who screams at people because they are cows

Gordon Ramsey said my food is gay

by jaaaaakdeeee March 8, 2021

Gordon Shower

Similar to a Golden Shower, however whilst giving them the shower, you proceed to shout Gordon Ramsay's insults at them whist you shower them.

Gary - "You like that you fucking donkey?"
Michelle - "Yes chef! I love your Gordon Showers"
Gary - "You idiot sandwich"

by MudderFukcer March 24, 2021

Gordon Shower

A fetish act of taking a shower in a mix of camel's piss and milk to possibly cure all diseases.

My boss wanted us to take a Gordon shower to reach a 30% boost in our immunity.

by word_wiz April 13, 2021

Gordon Gramsey

A gram of cocaine

I need a Gordon Gramsey after a long night of drinking to perk me up

by Monodogg420 July 15, 2022

The Gordon's Fisherman

Inserting fingers into a vagina, then wiping them under the nose along the upper lip of the person whose vagina was penetrated. (A vaginal variation of the "Dirty Sanchez" )

After I fingered her, I gave her "The Gordon's Fisherman" ...she was pissed.

by Such A Good Good Boy August 1, 2022

Gordon

“Fascinating to stare at but if left turned on too long will be too hot to touch.” ~ 💙

“I love you, Gordon.”

by Sofa Doodles August 1, 2022

cameron gordon

definition of no hoes

person 1: cameron gordon gets ne bitches him
person 2: and he’s fat

by Guagaga July 1, 2022