by Bestlaughgasever March 3, 2016
Get the cunt glove mug.a) common definition: a what a girl tell a guy when she absolutely wants him to wear a condom during sex
b) my (newer) and improved definition: if you can't buy me a glove-i.e expensive silk gloves, jewellery, expensive house or a car, you get no love- i.e i, as female, won't be your wife/mistress
b) my (newer) and improved definition: if you can't buy me a glove-i.e expensive silk gloves, jewellery, expensive house or a car, you get no love- i.e i, as female, won't be your wife/mistress
guy: can you be my wife or mistress or long term fwb, something along those lines, since all my male friends have wives and/or mistresses?
lady: sorry man. no glove, no love, as they say
guy: wtf? i didn't ask if you wanted sex. you didn't answer my question. I though the phrase had only one definition.
lady (laughing at him): yes i did answer your question, no glove, no love actually also has a definition b), i don't care about sex with condoms...I refuse to be your wife/mistress until you buy me gloves
guy: so what's lol the definition b) of no glove, no love?
girl : i won't be your wife/mistress or anything, until you can provide me with expensive silk gloves, expensive jewellery and the like...i want my guy to be financially stable enough for me.
guy: so you're saying ....oh i see
lady: sorry man. no glove, no love, as they say
guy: wtf? i didn't ask if you wanted sex. you didn't answer my question. I though the phrase had only one definition.
lady (laughing at him): yes i did answer your question, no glove, no love actually also has a definition b), i don't care about sex with condoms...I refuse to be your wife/mistress until you buy me gloves
guy: so what's lol the definition b) of no glove, no love?
girl : i won't be your wife/mistress or anything, until you can provide me with expensive silk gloves, expensive jewellery and the like...i want my guy to be financially stable enough for me.
guy: so you're saying ....oh i see
by Sexydimma December 7, 2016
Get the no glove, no love mug.In medicine, a way of warning a fellow coworker that a patients bodily fluids are positive for a blood-borne disease.
Me: Hey Venesa, could you start an IV on my patient in room 5226?
Venesa: Sure!
Me: Make sure you double glove, he’s got The HIV.
Venesa: Sure!
Me: Make sure you double glove, he’s got The HIV.
by gazellien February 28, 2019
Get the double glove mug.by Bemining December 12, 2018
Get the Moist glove mug.The act of urinating into a latex glove and then slapping someone and popping it on your partners face
by Masterdebator1234567 January 2, 2019
Get the Golden Gloved mug.Pale color of the skin after wearing a rubber glove for an extended period of time. Frequently, the pale color of the hand is marked in sharp contrast by the normal skin tone of the affected individual above the wrist. Glove tan is especially common among medical staff and workers in biomedical or chemical laboratories.
Lab member 1: Boy, we sure had a long experiment today.
Lab member 2: Dude, I know, check out my sick glove tan.
Lab member 2: Dude, I know, check out my sick glove tan.
by lab_masta_flex July 17, 2018
Get the Glove Tan mug.1. Protective equipment used when boxing for fun (usually a hockey helmet and boxing gloves)
2. Boxing with a friend (usually while drunk)
2. Boxing with a friend (usually while drunk)
Let's put on the buckets and gloves and go for round two.
Hold my beer while I drop him in buckets and gloves
Hold my beer while I drop him in buckets and gloves
by sixtynineman June 7, 2018
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