Alaskan Gravy Fountain

A disturbing sexual act in which one or more partners consumes copious amounts of Taco Bell or Del Taco. After a few minutes have passed, the consumers will do a handstand and proceed to have violent diarrhea, shooting it at an arc into the air and onto the face of another participant, much like a fountain. The messier, the better.

Danny got a serious case of pink eye after He, Jimmy and Allison tried the Alaskan Gravy Fountain.

by CDRTickledick August 11, 2020

Fountain

The act of a man ejaculating whilst laying on his back.

Me and Becky opened Derrick's door thinking it was Celina's - Derrick had just bust a nut on chillling on his bed and the cum went flying straight up like a fountain. What a sight.

by MrInfooo August 23, 2020

Fountain Drink

A type of soda unknown to Jack In The Box employees, as referenced in a George Lopez stand-up

Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: Excuse me?
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: One minute please... Oye, este vato me está diciendo fountain drinks. What is fountain drinks? Es soda? Porque no me dijo soda?

Employee back on the mic: WHY YOU NO SAY SODA STUPID!!!!

by Porque Me Buscan September 27, 2020

Fountain of youth

Choking the chicken while laying on your back, and letting your unborn children fly

When I’m bored of gherkin it normally, I’ll sometimes do the fountain of youth

by UngaBunga Monster October 17, 2020

frosting fountain

When one lays down and is covered in head to toe with a surgary white frosting that shoots from a fountain.

Karen really enjoys the frosting fountain.

by little buckaroo December 25, 2011

fountain fishing

to steal money from fountains. to fish for money.

We had no money so we went fountain fishing for quarters.

by izzy825 July 20, 2011

Fountain Symphony

Noun. A woman that is so aroused that she squirts with every thrust into her ass.
Best achieved by proper foreplay, proper anal foreplay, Magic Wand Massager on her clit, and slowly fucking her in the ass.

Sam: It took 2 hours to turn Jessica into a Fountain Symphony, and then she squirted every time I slid inside her. I no longer need praise to know I'm good, I think I just won sex.

by Datacube January 17, 2023