Fountain

The act of a man ejaculating whilst laying on his back.

Me and Becky opened Derrick's door thinking it was Celina's - Derrick had just bust a nut on chillling on his bed and the cum went flying straight up like a fountain. What a sight.

by MrInfooo August 23, 2020

Fountain Drink

A type of soda unknown to Jack In The Box employees, as referenced in a George Lopez stand-up

Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: Excuse me?
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: One minute please... Oye, este vato me está diciendo fountain drinks. What is fountain drinks? Es soda? Porque no me dijo soda?

Employee back on the mic: WHY YOU NO SAY SODA STUPID!!!!

by Porque Me Buscan September 27, 2020

Fountain of youth

Choking the chicken while laying on your back, and letting your unborn children fly

When I’m bored of gherkin it normally, I’ll sometimes do the fountain of youth

by UngaBunga Monster October 17, 2020

frosting fountain

When one lays down and is covered in head to toe with a surgary white frosting that shoots from a fountain.

Karen really enjoys the frosting fountain.

by little buckaroo December 25, 2011

fountain fishing

to steal money from fountains. to fish for money.

We had no money so we went fountain fishing for quarters.

by izzy825 July 20, 2011

Fountain of Youthing

A triple gay threesome where two men shoot cum streams at eachother where a third man stays below and lets the Heavenly Mixture fall into his mouth. The third is typically white while the first two are black. It is named this because of the lengths they will go to have another sip.

I tried Fountain of Youthing with Brody and Joseph, I would sell all of my mortal possessions to have a single drop.

by farben_formen March 6, 2023

Three coins in a fountain

when you put your dick in her pussy, then asshole, and right before you cum pull out shoe it in her mouth and make a wish!

Last night I Three coins in a fountain that ho

by Big10Dave March 31, 2023