Floppy Adolf

A floppy Adolf is a semi erect penis because it wants to appear all big and strong, but in reality it will give up when something gets too close and simply go back to being flacid.

GF: C'mon lets fuck
BF: My cocks on a floppy adolf right now it's gonna be a while

by cutmybumcheeks December 7, 2017

runnin the floppy

the act of engaging in coitus with a less than erect schmeckle

She wanted more of that dick, so i had to go with runnin the floppy

by Rob and Marty December 8, 2017

floppy extrusion

A penis.

That there is one floppy extrusion.

by Ohhohohhhhohh February 18, 2018

floppy

Reminiscent of the old school days with floppy disks, someone who dresses floppy throws it back with their fashion.

Spectator 1: Damn Jack, homeboy dressed like he's straight out of the 80s.

Spetator 2: Bruuuuhh, that man looking floppy.

by LilDad March 6, 2017

floppy stick

Someone who is useless and can't give you satisfaction.

John you are floppy stick m8.

by Abb is a Gbert April 15, 2016

floppy dinosaur

when yo dick is 70% skin and flops down low.

Hey man, that dude's got a raging floppy dinosaur. Its so damn bad I can see it hanging out of his pant legs.

by Scoot the Boot April 19, 2016

The floppy orangutan

When you go to your friends for a sleep over and decied to crap the shit out of them (literally). When they're asleep you strip naked rub hot steamy shit all over your arms, legs and head, before crouching over their body in a squating position and screaming at the top of your lungs. Eventually when they wake up throw the remaining shit all over them!

"I can't wait to go to zac's house and do The Floppy Orangutan!"

by Oscar felangie October 5, 2016