Closet normal

Someone who is politically average but pretends to be ultra left/right-wing to fit in with their family, friends, or workplace.

Steven seems pretty woke but he’s actually closet normal — he said defending the police is an obviously stupid idea just last week.

by yesnononoyes September 14, 2022

glass closet

When someone is clearly gay, but is trapped by their own internalized homophobia or other circumstance that prevents them from coming out.

Katrina: “Go fuck yourself Grant”
Grant: “Gaybe I will”
Maddox: “Hey guys let’s keep the love affair on the down low at work”
Katrina: “That’s rich coming from someone living in a glass closet Maddox”

by warriorcat_entity29 August 24, 2023

Closet Catholic

Someone that secretly believes in the Catholic faith,but does not officially convert to it.

protestant 1 : my fellow protestant friend is explaining how saints and catholic theology actually works and he is not even catholic.

protestant 2 : maybe your fellow protestant friend, is maybe a Closet Catholic.

by 777Boy July 11, 2022

closet whore

A woman or in fact occasionally a man who will not admit to either intentionality or unintentionally being a whore
A closet whore will flirt with EVERYONE but never admit or be aware of doing so. He/she is usually someone quite unexpected and who manages to keep most of their promiscuous behaviour under the radar!

Geeky, swatty chick: Lets play house! i'll be the door and you can slam me all night! I'll have to swear you to secrecy though!
Boy: umm okay sure!
Eavesdropper: Omg you are such a closet whore!

by whydopeopletalktome? December 19, 2011

closet duty

When your cat spends the night in your closet by accident because you inadvertently closed the door while the cat was in the closet. Usually there is no scratching or meowing. The next morning the cat pops out, as if nothing was amiss.

Fluffy! Sorry about the closet duty!

by Ae5Ea8 March 21, 2015

closet weeb

A weeb who does not admit to themselves that they are a weeb, ie. Josh

Josh is such a closet weeb.

by Asjdjciis April 6, 2017

Closet Mexicans

Is a person of Mexican descent who hides or rejects his/her Mexican heritage.

An example of Closet Mexicans;

Sarah: "Hey Pancho, Are you Mexican?"
Pancho: "I'M NOT MEXICAN! Only my parents and grandparents are Mexican."
Sarah: "Oh, so you have Mexican background."
Pancho: "DUDE, I'M NOT MEXICAN! My ancestors are SPANIARDS!"
Sarah: "UH? WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU?"
Pancho: "I'm American of Spaniard descent."
Sarah: "Yeah Right...Talk to you later."

by numberofnames August 15, 2011