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cough and spit

If enough people cough and spit about this, things might change.
by anonymous October 10, 2020
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volcano cough

When you take a huge rip, can't get the smoke out fast enough, and start choking while the smoke is still in your lungs. This burns like hell, hence the name.
I chalked my toob yellow, took a mondo snap, then volcano coughed my ass off, and proceeded to throw up.
by NattyGlass March 22, 2011
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Day care kenel cough

Children picking up illness from other children.
Children picking up illnesses from other children and taking that cough or cold home to the parents. Honey, it seems like we have been constantly sick ever since we enrolled junior into day care. I know junior is sick today, but we both have to work, just send him in! And the vicious circle of "Day care kenel cough continues"!
by A Big Bad Boy October 16, 2011
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Wooking Cough

when your attending a festival and you take too big of a bong hit with your bro macaroni and old man santana and can't stop coughing.
Brooooooo you gots that wooking cough!
by Gum-Shoe-Sleuth November 24, 2021
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cough-laugh

The act of laughing that is preceded by a cough.
When I told my catfish joke to Crystal, it made her cough-laugh so hard, she nearly busted a nut.
by Chr1sDalt0n May 22, 2023
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Shooter's Cough

Coughing to protest people wasting air on wholesome things. Shouting down an existence without getting called out.
Did you notice this year Nemii only stops coughing to speak and not the other way around? Or when she liked what she heard?

Bro that's shooter's cough. She allergic to truth stop being so damn authentic it brings the worst out. You're gonna get us killed or worse.
by © June 30, 2023
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COVID cough drop

When you give a blow job and cough the cum all over
Sally gave Jack a blow job and still had lasting affects from COVID when he came in her mouth she coughed and the cum went everywhere. Jack then called what she did COVID cough drop because her COVID cough made cum drop everywhere.
by Angeleyed89 March 26, 2023
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