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Chaos-Craving Trader

A highly insulting, derogatory, and contemptuous term for a trader who is capable of managing a portfolio through challenging markets. First introduced in an inflammatory January 2022 Bloomberg article. Typically used by spiteful investors who lose money in challenging markets. Talented traders have long been pushing for the progressive term “volatility non-binary” as an alternative.
Those chaos-craving traders are making money while I'm losing my shirt. It's not fair.
by The Real John Powers February 6, 2022
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Chaos

Very cool guy. He can be kinda mean to People he doesn't know but very sweet to people that are important to him. He's really funny but still knows when to be serious.
Guy 1: Wow he's so mean
Guy 2: no he just doesn't know you, he's a Chaos
by eatingyoursoul April 4, 2022
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chaos

a chaotic magma studio with lots of people in it
oh my gosh what is going on here its literally the definition of chaos!!
by petrichoir April 15, 2022
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Chaos Theory

Two things that weren’t meant to be Together for certain reasons of the laws of Mother Nature
Man Bypasses Chaos Theory, Man creates Dinosaur, Dinosaur eats Man
by Deez Nuts Kit April 16, 2022
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Poetic chaos

When a person or character did something wrong, and pays for it in the end, but it's not because of what the did at all.

The opposite of poetic justice or karma.
When she lost the poker tournament she didn't invite us to, it was poetic chaos - we don't believe in luck.
by Eliadia February 17, 2022
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General Chaos

When one or many things are crazy therefor creating General Chaos
Dave: Doooode, everythings crazy right now.

Jimmy: General Chaos my boy...general chaos
by rip May 3, 2004
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ivan-chao

someone you call an ivana..
someone who tells his siblings lies to hate someone
someone who takes diaries from girls to flirt...
someone who thinks his EKUK magazines are cool, and taking photos of himself is self pleasure
"also say IVAN COW"
stop taking fotoz of urself ivan chao...
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