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boner creep

1) When someone creeps up on you/stalks you to get a boner.

2) When the boner creeps up for no apparent reason.
1) Fred saw Darcie’s perfect ass sway with each step. He was naked and aroused. Behind the bushes, he saw his boner. He started stroking it for immense pleasure. He let out a deep moan drawing attention to him. Darcie peered around the bush and saw naked Fred. “Boner creep!” she yelled. She kicked him in the balls.

2) Greg was in class and was looking at the algebra question with boredom. His penis started to get hard. He tried to relax it by letting it out of his fly. It kept extending. It rubbed against his desk. He took off his pants and boxers for more air. The head became covered with precum. The orgasm built up as Greg felt pleasure rubbing his cock on his desk. He jizzed all over his pants and boxers, becoming wet. He had to finished the class naked from the waist down.
by Well, shit. April 21, 2018
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No Reason Boner

the sudden, unexpected boner you get for no apparent reason. can be brought on due to no stimulation of the penis, just no reason.can be abbreviated as NRB.
Fred:so, I was sitting in the class the other day and I asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom and I got up and had a no reason boner!
Rick: That shit's funny dawg, did the teacher see you?
Fred:Yah!, along with the whole classroom too!, I was embarassed!
by Ya Boy Trax July 9, 2010
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Love Boner

An erection created only from thinking of how in love you are without any sexual influence.
I’m rereading our last messages bc they are fucking beautiful and I have a love boner
by JohnJohnWordsWords December 17, 2020
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Rusty Boner

An erect penis that has been withdrawn after anal sex with a partner who has diarrhea.
Bill had a "Rusty Boner" after his girlfriend ate at P.F. Changs.
by Mattastik Four January 12, 2009
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car boner

An erection caused by the vibrations of a car usually occuring on long car rides, and lame scenery which sometimes causes the mind to wander and think about said vibrations.
"My gosh honey! I didn't know you were in the mood."

"I'm not, it's just a damn car boner. It'll go away in a minute."
by Cinde April 27, 2006
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boner sniffer

A jealous biiotch who insists on smelling her man's crotch when he comes home after a "guys night out."
That skank Kayla is a boner sniffer! Every time Tony comes home after hanging out with the guys, she tells him to drop trou so she can sniff his crotch for traces of another woman's cootchie sauce!
by Misty Dawn June 26, 2008
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Delaware Boner

A male erection that is small and unimpressive.
Jill: I gave Mitch anal for his birthday last night.
Jane: Wow! That is really generous of you.
Jill: Not really, he has a Delaware Boner
Jane: Wow, that's like getting a pair of Jimmy Choo heels for the price of Nine Wests!
Jill: OMG! I LOVE SHOES!!!
Jane: Totally, I am so wet now.
by Prozak Morris August 20, 2009
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