Jobs

Yeah, I hope 166,632 people lose their jobs over an ad says the conservative who pretends to care about jobs. Your job isn't important. Just get a different one... It my pay less. I don't actually even know what you're options are. Working for Anheuser-Busch might be the only job you could get when you started. But I don't care! Tranny bad!

Hym " 'I hope 166,632 people lose their jobs' says the guy who claims to care about jobs."

by Hym Iam April 20, 2023

Briefcase Job

A bet that has a very high probability of winning.

Desert Crown in the Derby is a briefcase job, I've gone large, very large in fact.

by Dick Focker April 30, 2023

Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs has recently passed away from a disease known as Ligma. Ligma is a deadly disease along with Etma, Sugma, and Puten, all from the originated source Candice

"Yo, did you hear how Steve Jobs died of Ligma?"
"what's Ligma?"

by sethishot69420 April 30, 2023

Awed job

Work that is so incredibly well done that when people observe the results their jaws drop as their eyes take in the perfection of the work.

I knew right away that James was the mechanic who fixed my car because he had done such an awed job that it felt like I was driving a brand new car. It was perfect.

by You rReal Name May 16, 2023

Job Ghosting

When you participate in job interviews, and the company stops communicating with you, rather than letting you know that they will not hire you

I went through three rounds of interviews and then no email or call. The company is job ghosting me.

by Mockerpants2 December 6, 2022

Mcann Job

Not putting a bin bag into a bin when you are meant to

He just did a mcann job

by Buen0_Noches December 11, 2022

Steve Jobs

guy who unfortunately died of ligma. some people dont know who he is

Gary: Did you hear Steve Jobs died of ligma?
Kyle: who is steve jobs?
Gary: Kyle you idiot

by p48xqz December 23, 2022