Core water

Expired

Did you hear that core water bottle was expired

by Fastchen2009 December 15, 2022

Dirty Water Balloon

Adj. When an uncircumcised male pinches off their foreskin forming a seal wile reaching climax and fills the rest with urine until it bursts from the pressure.

little did Billy know giving her a dirty water balloon would ruin date night..

by GanjaGoblin December 18, 2022

Fulcrum gang water

You take a shorty to penjamin city, then you pour the dabbington transit water down her throat.

"I gave that shorty last night a fulcrum gang water."

by YodieNag December 22, 2022

Carol waters

Carol waters is a obese middle school teacher who a lot of kids hate but parents say she has the “heart of a old grandma” And she always looks like she’s sunburned

Carol waters is a bitch

by 00viporn00 December 23, 2022

floss like water

having good qualities, particularly pertaining to food

“damn, that new drink from the bar flosses like water!”

“Did that burger floss like water?”

by Quandly December 25, 2022

mrs waters

sweet old lady who is lore athletic that you. She a runner she a track star. She has grandma energy. But can DECAPITATE YOU AND EAT U. She also luvs to dab kids up 🦶🦶🦶

peppa pig: “I just got candy from mes waters and it almost killed me 🙀🙀”
Daddy piggy” “welp good for u, ya should’ve known it’s from mrs waters DUHHH 🙀🙀🙀.”

by Urfavrat December 26, 2022

I do not recognize the bodies in the water

Relating to SCP-2316. A reinforcing statement to remind yourself that you do not recognize the bodies in the water.

If you begin to see floating corpses in the lake that resemble someone you know or have known: Repeat the phrase “I do not recognize the bodies in the water” while leaving the site. Do not attempt to make contact or try to rescue the bodies. People that enter the lake are considered lost.

John: *sees a corpse resembling the body of a childhood friend (unaware of SCP-2316)* “Oh my god I have to save him!” *John enters the lake and is now lost*

Researcher A: *Sees the corpse of his older brother (aware of 2316)* “ I do not recognize the bodies in the water”

by Flarbsb McFarberson December 28, 2022