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Emo

Stupid subculture centered around glorification of sadness/hopelessness with a strong emphasis on tight sweaters/hoodies, thick horn-frame black eyeglasses, mascara/eyeliner on men, among other wack and unfashionable choices. These people are not to be trusted since they're going to self-destruct when the sun goes down and they would rather slash their wrists over the lack of light than flick the fucking switch and be able to see (or in some extreme cases change the light bulb). If they're ever going to show courage and be optimistic, it's always too sentimental and will eventually invariably revert to boo-hoo woe is me woe is the world crying and dying.

Their name stems from "emotional", literally. Nothing wrong with emotions, but these people take it to the Nth degree and are generally unstable.
"Dear Diary,

We are emo, we are beautiful. Life is beautiful...but it makes me cry. Sometimes I get bored and apathetic, maybe I'll cut my wrists again to lament on my artistic struggle and search for an understanding of my endless emotions in this dark void we call life. I guess I'll go check and see if my younger sister's pants will fit me. Hopefully she won't notice, but who cares if she does? Who cares about anything? Nothing matters. I'm going to go cry some more."
by Space Wrangler August 28, 2021
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emo

aka imo the owner of the avixsmp
by fqcrie September 3, 2021
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emo

an abbreviation for the phraseeat me out
emo, meaning aye you tryna eat me out? and/or “eat me out
by fck!tchesgethead June 3, 2021
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Emo

Oh my gosh is that an Oskar boy!
Emo: oskar
by Shaniqua2021 June 8, 2021
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Emo

A person who commits infidelity, including emotional cheating; a cheater.
Person 1: Did you see Jackson go enter that hotel with a hooker? Doesn't he have a girlfriend?!
Person 2: Yeah, he's an emo.
by Random Hater of Peach Pudding November 2, 2024
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Real Emo

Real Emo only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene. What is known by "Midwest Emo" is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real emo influence. When people try to argue that bands like My Chemical Romance are not real emo, while saying that Sunny Day Real Estate is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake emo as My Chemical Romance (plus the pretentiousness). Real emo sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake emo is weak, self pity and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music. Some examples of REAL EMO are Pg 99, Rites of Spring, Cap n Jazz (the only real emo band from the midwest scene) and Loma Prieta. Some examples of FAKE EMO are American Football, My Chemical Romance and Mineral EMO BELONGS TO HARDCORE NOT TO INDIE, POP PUNK, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE
by snechta December 5, 2024
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Emo strawberry guy

This is a nickname for twisted Sprout from Dandy’s world.
I need more research on emo strawberry guy
by DefinitelyTheRealVee January 13, 2025
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