tits on the balcony

When your boobs are SO close to a nip slip. Like they're literally spilling out of your top, defying all laws of physics to somehow stay in place.

"Holy shit, my boobs are literally spilling out of this corset top."

"What? As in tits on the balcony type spillage?"

"Yeah fr. I don't know how I haven't flashed anyone yet."

by CryptidKor4 March 19, 2023

Tingle Tits

When a woman is expecting, sometimes she will experience a tingling sensation in her breasts. Hence, the titties are tingly.

"If you touch my tingle tits one more time, I'll kick you in the peedoink."

by Battlecock Dickflapticka March 23, 2023

Wigger tits

A White woman with small breasts that cheat on their boyfriends/husbands with other men.

Michael: Sara want to cheat on her husband with a Black man.
Thomas: Yeah, I know. She got wigger tits.

by LinkxPeach March 25, 2023

tits

something i will never have

i have no tits

by mtfc.soph February 2, 2023

cathode tit

TV, the tube

“I mean, you can vote for the donkey or the elephant, or you can stay at home, sucking on the cathode tit, but any way you analyze it, you’ve consented to an immoral system.” Garth Risk Hallberg, City on Fire

by ReaderMS February 3, 2023

tits on fire

1) Fantastic. Awe inspiring. Exciting.

This party is tits on fire!

Fart rowdy!! That roller coaster was tits on fire!

by fart rowdy February 17, 2023

Zit tits

Small, underdeveloped breast on an adult woman

Sometimes due to hormonal conditions womens breast don't fully develop and stay in the "buds stage"

Very small boobs resembling over-stuffer zits

"I always wear chicken cutlets in tights shirts otherwise you can see my zit tits"

"I'm saving for a boobs job, because of PCOS I have these zit tits"

by Embarrassedonlive March 28, 2025