Fat Poop Potato

a smoll ugly stupid little boy who cant exercise well or is to sluggish to.

Me: *looks in the mirror* Im such a fat poop potato

by Mr. Beanbottomboi October 14, 2020

poop bowl

a bowl you pick up shit in

man: poop is running down my leg
cooler man: don't worry i got the poop bowl

by Pokshimin October 15, 2020

Butt poop

Poop

Hey did you just butt poop
Yes

by Me is cool I eeee October 16, 2020

pooping peepers

Your eyes when your hair is dark and they stick out.

Oh wow she has some pooping peepers!

by notfoyotono October 18, 2012

comfort poop

a bowel movement which relieves the pressure in your abdomen after you've eaten too much

I just went overboard at a cheap Indian Buffett and now I need to take a comfort poop so I won't be in so much pain.

by safetypuppy January 1, 2013

Poop Tash

To casually pick your bum with your finger then smear the broon under the nose of some wee nugget.

The body builder poop tashed everyone at the gym.

by smelly jobby finger August 11, 2012

pooping table

A glass table under which a person would lay whilst a paid escort would defecate on the top. The client gains sexual arousal and stimulation from witnessing the escort defecate

The brothels of Bangkok include pooping tables for the more wealthy clients to avoid contact with the excrement whilst maintaining stimulation from said excrement.

by Corporal Flange September 19, 2013