Lebron James

🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

Scottie Pippen: MJ, how are you doing?
Michael Jordan: I’m sad
Scottie Pippen: why?
Michael Jordan: because I just figured out that I am a bum and all of my money either went up my nose in powder form, or was lost in the casino. I’ll never be like Lebron James (🐐)

Scottie Pippen: Stop it, get some help

by Certified Lebonbon glazemaster March 18, 2025

James

The red engine from Thomas & Friends

"Here's James"

by anonymous March 18, 2025

James

Absolutely dog shit at his job, couldn’t investigate who farted if he was alone in a room full of mirrors.

He’s a Crisp eating, biscuit stealing, floppy haired cross eyed cunt who constantly smells of piss. James never takes a bath and uses fox shit for tooth paste

What’s that you’re wearing? It smells like Halloween!

Oh that’s a fresh bottle of James. You can usually smell him before you see him.

by Pisscent March 19, 2025

James Clarkussy

Always hungry for more

I lost my 2L cola bottle in the James Clarkussy

by HellSlayer21 March 21, 2025

James Wiseman

An NBA player who will be the best player of all time one day

Yo did you see that dunk by James wiseman

by shadoeman262 March 24, 2025

James

James is a beast he don’t play any games with nobody he is loving, caring and very down to earth. James is a lover boy and doesn’t cheat but he knows every last girl on this planet is a hoe so he gotta slay these hoes. Get you a James 🤝

Hey you are James

by Jamesthehoeslayer November 22, 2021

James

James is the kind of man you never want to let go of! He’s kind and patient and always puts others above himself. He’s the kind of guy who even when your having a terrible day can always find a way to make you smile! James are usually the funniest ones In the room… they have a certain charm about them which makes them liked by practically everyone! Not too mention their obvious attractive traits, their jaw dropping smile, deep gorgeous brown eyes and their perfectly tanned skin! They are also the most poetic and romantic of all men, because of this you’ll usually end up finding yourself blushing while speaking to them. They are super goofy and spontaneous while also mature and smart and so they love to go on crazy adventures with you but will also keep you in check. He somehow always makes you feel loved, makes you feel like you matter when no one else does or when you feel like your not enough, he’s always there to support! If you have a James in your life be sure to be as loyal and steadfast as he is, never lose him! 🤍

Person#1: wow he’s absolutely perfect who is he?
Person#2: oh thats James!

by JellyBeanJane November 22, 2021