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Bossman Smooth

The smoothest criminal ever.
They typically lead an organization of mobsters and have lots of gun's,cash, and dope.
They're a very fair boss to work for.
Bossman Smooth: Make sure Joey isn't seen again.
Mobster: Understood.
Bossman Smooth: Here, Take my ferrari
Mobster:Thanks Bossman Smooth
by Bossman Smooth January 19, 2012
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Smooth entry

The art of penetrating a person , after applying the right amount of liquor. Can be combined with roofies.
Jack: Steve made a smooth entry last night.

Peter: Did you sell him the roofies?
Jack: Nah, he used booz this time.
by Deemeister February 25, 2011
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smooth stockton

applying a mixture of cornstarch lube and carmex to a womans asshole. it is said to give a more intense/erotic feel to anal sex
similar to a burning stockton but adapted for the much cooler desert nights.

JANE: I love anal sex but I hate the way it makes my asshole chap like it does.

STACEY: You know Jane you should really try a smooth stockton. It works great as a lube and it also helps condition and moisturize your butt pucker.

JANE: Oh, thanks Stacey. I cant wait to try that out.
by headgoat September 27, 2011
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The Smooth Criminal

When you and another person are about to have sex, and you repeatedly start asking “Annie, are you okay?” You keep asking this, regardless of what the person says, until they’re no longer in the mood for sex.
“So last weekend was actually great, I used the Smooth Criminal to great effect, and now none of her friends will talk to me, either. Peace and quiet is in store for me.
by anon415 February 4, 2023
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Smooth

An expression referring to an action preformed successfully, seeming calculated or thought-out and without seeming difficult: usually referring to flirting and seen as an attractive trait in a person.
“Ahh! Look at what he texted me!”
“Wow he’s smooth”
by User47738 October 16, 2023
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I’m Smooth

Do you want to go to the movies?”
“I’m smooth”
by Arielsmitty November 7, 2023
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Smooth Brain

It’s giving idiot, stupid, the incels of the world. The opposite of someone who can utilise their brain, no grey matter, nothing.
by ShanHater47 January 13, 2024
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