A practice originating in the Oregon coastal region involving the collection of pine needles in late January, followed by the gathering of wild mushrooms and pine tree sap, which are mashed together into a sappy goop, formed into a ball, and inserted into the anus while sitting beside the ocean to induce an ethereal psychedelic experience.
by ostrich69 January 18, 2026
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/ˈpɔrn.paɪn/
That hollow, wistful ache you feel when you remember the exact video you deleted years ago—the angle, the vibe, the immaculate timing—and realize it’s gone forever, like a digital summer love you’ll never quite replace.
Symptoms may include:
Staring into the middle distance at your recycle bin
Whispering “it was perfect though”
Downloading five worse substitutes and feeling nothing
/ˈpɔrn.paɪn/
That hollow, wistful ache you feel when you remember the exact video you deleted years ago—the angle, the vibe, the immaculate timing—and realize it’s gone forever, like a digital summer love you’ll never quite replace.
Symptoms may include:
Staring into the middle distance at your recycle bin
Whispering “it was perfect though”
Downloading five worse substitutes and feeling nothing
by Aine2014 January 31, 2026
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