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Oklahoma ice fishing

Not to be confused with the upper decker. Oklahoma ice fishing is while still taking a dump in the upper tank of a toilet you flush the remains of that mornings glorious evacuation of your bowels from the upper tank to the lower bowl and aim that meat stick while it's flowing full stream of glorious golden shower and try to shoot the little nuggets of excrement that flow through the holes of the lower toilet.
Went Oklahoma ice fishing this morning and let me tell you if they kept score I'd give r Kelly a run for his money.
by Shyguy001993 May 2, 2023
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Oklahoma quail breast

When a man takes 1 or 2 of his testicles and squeezes in extra skin of his scrotum under the balls creating an illusion of a quail breast.
Man 1: (turns around) “bro wtf put your sack away”
Man 2: that’s an Oklahoma quail breast.
by Dirty bastard September 3, 2023
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Oklahoma Chunk Coke

Gassy fire cocaine that is only sold in Oklahoma. If u didnt know, oklahoma has the best coco in america and your buggin if you dont think so. Also the coke in oklahoma is way more chunky and feels 10x better than anywhere else cuz the chunks are huuge
Douglas: I hit that oklahoma chunk coke now im geekin

lil bobby: give me a hand job
by 00000OOO September 9, 2023
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Oklahoma city cummer

When you kill 350 people including over 100 children while having sex
Timothy McVeiny gave me the Oklahoma City cummer last night.
by Timothy McVeiny July 30, 2023
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North Oklahoma Splashdown

When you dip your balls in a bowl of mushy Cheerios
"Damn dude, my balls are covered in mushy Cheerios."
"Oh shit, did you do the North Oklahoma Splashdown?"
"No."
by SigmaWarkentor April 23, 2024
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Oklahoma Smokeshow

During an Orgy, one person ( volunteer ) sits in the middle of the group blindfolded, then the rest of the group farts directly at the middle individual, once everyone has finished flatulence, the person in the middle gets violently tongue punched in their fart box.
James really endured that Oklahoma Smokeshow last night!
by airwixk April 29, 2024
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Oklahoma onion burger

An Oklahoma Onion Burger is when you eat out your fat sister's stinky pussy.
I can smell the Oklahoma Onion Burger on that guy.
by Birdie Sanders May 2, 2024
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