Hooker Piss

When you have ur friend stick a fish Hook through your foreskin so you can piss no handed

The paraplegic had his friend help him hooker piss

by Captain Clam Hammer May 24, 2019

hooker’s fuck

An infinitesimal amount of caring, extremely close to the point of not caring at all.

I don’t give a hooker’s fuck how much money that bastard offers me; I’m not taking that job!

by therealpinball December 26, 2019

hooker’s kazoo

An unexpected outbreak of oral sores from a musical origin.

No matter how much you like music, blowing on a Hooker’s Kazoo is NOT worth it.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... except for Hooker’s Kazoo.

I used to stay at the Best Western, until I got Hooker’s Kazoo. Now it’s the Comfort Inn for me.

by Hooker’s Kazoo September 6, 2019

Hooker tickets

Another term for American one dollar bills.

I paid for my lunch using hooker tickets.

by Roscoethadon May 24, 2018

hooker diesel

Champagne

"That bitch pulled the cork out of that hooker diesel with her teeth, my kind of woman"

by Lightning Hopkins December 29, 2017

Hooker Dice

A delightful game in which a hooker is fed dice and then bets are placed on what they will come up as when they are shat out. This can also be adapted to any dice game such as Yahtzee or craps, although it will take a bit longer per roll due to the dice having to pass through the hooker's digestive system and eventually her ravaged anus.

Bob: "You're going to Mystic Lake? What are you going to play there?"
Jack: "I'm just gonna play some Hooker Dice, brah."

by angrysuperhawk October 9, 2017

Soot Hooker

Truck slut with exquisite taste, fucks everybody with a diesel pickup. Usually found drunk as a skunk at the local mud bog.

Bailey's dad told him to stay away from those no good soot hookers, but Bailey drives a duramax because it's country and his dad just doesn't seem to understand.

by Sendit408 April 22, 2017