carnal corn

Corn discovered in a partner's stool after anal sex

So Sasha had corn on the cob for dinner and then you plowed her in the ass?
Yeah, dude. Serious carnal corn.

by Johnny Blackjack July 30, 2015

Corn Endcap

An endcap at a retail store that is mostly made up of corn. Peak times to use this method of merchandising would be during the holidays.

“So what make you think that he think that you’re retarded?”

“He asked if I ever thought about using a corn endcap”

by JC Drain July 28, 2018

Corn kids

A term that mega faggots in surrounding schools call the kids in Oregon Ohio that doesn’t make sense because we don’t live in corn fields

YoU gUYs arE tHE CoRn kiDs

by lillambo June 24, 2019

corn bumps

Bumps that are detected by the rectal tissue as they pass during a bowel movement created from eating copious amounts of corn. This is especially apparent when the anus is already inflammed from roids or itchy because of other dietary choices that were unwise.

I could feel all my corn bumps from all that corn salsa with my asshole as I took a nice greasy shit this morning.

by PixieGirl1973 March 11, 2019

Corn Spray

A more powerful and potent version of crop dusting.

I just corn sprayed table six, that lady is a bitch.

by Madhaunter March 13, 2019

Corn patty

When your minding your own business on a back road downtown, and see a huge pile of Shit on the sidewalk.

"Hey joey, wheres the.. HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOOK AT THIS.. EWW!!"

"Dé Merè, warned us of sniffing around for those corn pattys everywhere"

by 13AquaOrbit May 18, 2019

Bobbing for corn

The act of oral anal stimulation rimming; with reference to the discovery of undigested kernels of corn. Akin to bobbing for apples, but with scatological undertones. The phrase has its origins in the West Midlands.

Nick: Tom, you’ve got something stuck in your teeth.
Tom: Sorry yeah I’ve been bobbing for corn.
Nick: So I guess that’s not chocolate around your mouth.
Tom: No, Nick. It is not.

by JoshTheObscure May 25, 2019