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Tits Coma

When you eat so much peanut butter, concepts of words become weird with other people and the word itis becomes confused with tits
Guy: "Man, I ate too much peanut buttter...I think its putting me into an itis coma."

Girl: "I read that ass tits."

Guy: "Tits Coma?"
by Damien Soade September 11, 2011
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Coma

A coma is a deep state of prolonged unconsciousness in which a person cannot be awakened; fails to respond normally to painful stimuli, light, or sound; lacks a normal wake-sleep cycle; and does not initiate voluntary actions. Coma patients exhibit a complete absence of wakefulness and are unable to consciously feel, speak or move. Comas can be derived by natural causes, or can be medically induced.
Victim of a car accident: W-Where i am!?
Friend: You were in a coma, so you are in a hospital
by a kid fron your school March 12, 2019
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Coma

A coma is a deep state of prolonged unconsciousness in which a person cannot be awakened; fails to respond normally to painful stimuli, light, or sound; lacks a normal wake-sleep cycle; and does not initiate voluntary actions. Coma patients exhibit a complete absence of wakefulness and are unable to consciously feel, speak or move. Comas can be derived by natural causes, or can be medically induced.
victim of a car accident: w-where i am!?
doctor: in a hospital, you were in a coma.
by a kid fron your school March 12, 2019
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Reality Coma

1. When someone has been in their own world for a long time then 'wakes up'

2. Someone who refuses to face reality.
"I don't know how I can use Reality Coma in a sentence .-.'
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Dough Coma

When you eat so much pizza, you lose control of your eyelids.
Dale on his anniversaries because he gets a dough coma.
by Doughcoma24 January 7, 2019
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Anime Coma

A coma with special circumstances that can only be caused by an anime’s world/logic.
Zero Two is stuck in an anime coma, poor best girl.
by SimpleeCasual June 23, 2018
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Boob Coma

Being slapped around with big boobs and end up falling into a coma
I was motor boating these big titties and fell into a boob coma
by Reasonforcsextion69 June 29, 2018
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