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Chunky Chode Syndrome

When someone is just all round fucking retarded. Just. SO fucking retarded.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.

They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.
James - "WanNa gO On GEA" (Meaning GTA)
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"
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Chunky Bumping

Scott got caught chunky bumping Sarah.
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Chunky monkey

When someone is too fat you call them a chunky monkey
Person 1: bro that guy is so fat

Person 2: yeah he is so chunky monkey
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Did a Chunky

When expected to win a game (such as Poker, Chess or Fortnite), with little chance of loss, "doing a Chunky" refers to situations where the expected winner makes a catastrophic mistake and loses the game.
Bob should have won that Poker competition last night, but he "did a Chunky" instead, and lost as he needed an excessively long toilet break
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national chunky monkey day

March 22
A day to celebrate all chunky monkey's around Canada
Hey what day is it

It is national chunky monkey day
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Chunky

To cover your lover’s mouth with Saran Wrap, add a duce following a trail mix feast and stick your penis into said chunky.
Sheila said that Chunky was the best she’d ever had. She even saw pepitas!
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