Naughty biscuit

Sexy bitches who love sex with butter.

Fuck me with I can't believe it's not butter now.... I love to naughty biscuit.

by Ticklemeelmo May 1, 2014

Butthole Biscuit

Another name for a bagel, a traditional Jewish baked good. Named so because of it's visual similarity to a butthole.

Frank went down to Einstein's to get the office some coffee and butthole biscuits.

by Koli the Word Smith October 31, 2014

Farm biscuit

Corn feed girl ugly as hell

Boy 1: hey you see that girl?
Boy 2: yea she's a farm biscuit bro!

by Wizzidy January 26, 2015

Groovy biscuit

A very tasty biscuit that masons enjoy . Normally in a lunch box the groovy biscuit is from Aldi or other British super markets.
The biscuit is a chocolate biscuit with caramel in the middle and little smartie like things on top .

Alfie:hey mason what you eating there.
Mason:my groovy biscuit

by Masons mum November 17, 2019

Boberry biscuit

A big ass biscuit that looks like your girlfriend. One touch of this biscuit will make you skeet your pants

Thats y u built like a Boberry biscuit

by Cooper is wierd December 10, 2019

biscuit rule

The modern family rule where a divorced, single, or unremarried parent isn't allowed to date anyone that isn't at least 15 minutes older than their first natural born child.
It's called the "Biscuit Rule" because 15 minutes is also the average time it takes to properly bake a biscuit. The rule exists to prevent the single/divorced parent from embarrassing their kids by ever making them say they're older than a prospective step-parent.

My daughter's college roommate asked me to a movie, but, because she's younger than my daughter, I had to comply with the 'biscuit rule'.

by Kraven Moreheade December 28, 2019

German Biscuit

Someone who is born between an blonde-haired blue-eyed German and a non-German. Also, any of that person's children, grandchildren, etc.

Person 1: What's with that guy?
Person 2: Oh, he's a German Biscuit, he always acts like that.

by aggressive_nee June 5, 2018