Will

A massive nonce that likes Year 7 kids.
Fatty shitbag eats nothing but Walkers extra-fat crisps and drinks nothing but Pepsi Max.
A Will tries to date people at least 3 years younger than him.
An example of a Will is Will Cooper, a notorious kiddie-fiddler in a high school in Lancashire. He tried to date a Year 7 (Will was in Year 9) but as the fat ugly prick he is, got turned down.

“Ew, is that Will?”
“Yeah, I heard he’s a massive nonce.”

by timmy bollocks May 17, 2021

Will

An amazing boyfriend who cares about you a lot. Even if he is a bit nervous he will always show his true feelings in private to you. He is a tall athlete and will always make sure you smile.

Luv u will
Luv u as well

by Left1334 May 19, 2021

Will

These nuts fit in your mouth

"Do you know who will is"
"Who's Will"
"Will, these nuts fit in your mouth"

by Zer0_Raptor May 27, 2021

Will

A midget

Look at the will over there, cant even reach the top shelf

by puggles5576 August 14, 2021

Will

He is smart and sexy

do you know a will yes hes evrything

by anonymous June 10, 2021

Will

a manlet, usually between 4'11 and 5'5
doesn't understand math and has an ever-growing monster can tab collection

Person 1: "There goes Will"
Person 2: "Holy dick he's short"

by DudeBroKowski November 2, 2024

Will

Absolute fucking legend that gives blow for free, never backs down from a dare and gets tons of bitches

Person 1: "What's Will up to these days?"
Person 2: "Oh Will?! He's probably on a bender doing coke and banging an old lady for 50 quid"
Person 2: "Fucking ledge"

by SideshowBlob June 14, 2025