Wearing A Hat

Having a hat on your head.

Ummm... THE GOBLIN IS WEARING A HAT! And... THE FRIDGE IS WEARING A HAT! Duh... uh, A PILE OF HATS IS WEARING A HAT!

by Mixels April 26, 2023

wearing the bear

Suffering the consequences for cheating on your girlfriend. Inspired by MIDSOMMER.

I stepped out on my girl, and she found out. I'd better stay out of her way or I'll be wearing the bear.

by ImpracticalJokersFacebook December 6, 2022

wearing sweatpants out

It's normal you could wear it anywhere you see those tiktoks? Well there is nothing wrong.

Friend: YOOO YOU'RE WEARING SWEATPANTS OUT TO SCHOOL??

Me: yea?

by itz_noob December 19, 2022

Only trees should wear wood

The tree-hugger's equivalent of the endangered-animal-species advocate's "only elephants should wear ivory" saying. Hear, hear!

Nowadays there are plenty of "alternative" materials we can use instead of pulp-fiber in the production of lumber, paper, etc.... only trees should wear wood; we need them --- along with the plankton in the ocean --- for creating our planet's oxygen.

by QuacksO November 17, 2018

tear wearing

When you wear clothing despite knowing it's torn.

I'm tear wearing these socks until I get new ones.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018

Whoremal Wear

The type of outfit that a lady of the night or the like would wear to a gala or reception. Although she may find it tasteful, it is exactly the opposite.

Hey Angel (name of said lady), I can see you are in your finest whoremal wear tonight.

by Talley McMasterson September 1, 2017

Robert Wears

A person who is self absorbed, thinks highly himself, and is usually in a supervisory position. See: dick with ears.

Don't look now here comes Robert Wears.

by Old Man Toot August 29, 2018