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vintage waffle

I want a bit of that vintage waffle
by Kevin bacon November 18, 2017
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wisconsin waffle

The act of taking a nice poo on your partner and smacking it with a tennis racket. Then following that racket beating with a nice blast of semen to syrup it up.
Steve gave me the best Wisconsin Waffle on Friday. I can still smell it!
by CharlesK November 19, 2017
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trill waffle

Someone you want to butter up and squirt your syrup on.
"Damn, did you see that shorty?! I'm gonna make her my trill waffle tonight!"
by NoRagerts June 3, 2016
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Waffle time

When something epic is happening and it deserve a celebration... Or two, maybe even three
Uncultured Person: Bro I'm hungry
Cultured Person: You should get some waffles!
Uncultured Person: Why waffles?

Cultured Person: Well that's because waffles are versatile, you can have it for breakfast, lunch, teatime, dinner, supper, anytime. This is also called waffle time.

Uncultured Person: Waffle time?

Cultured Person: Heck yea bro. Your gf broke up with you? Waffle time. Things are not going well with your relationship? Waffle time. Your loved ones died in a car crash? Waffle time. Your significant other cheated with a blonde haired foreigner named Chad who is obviously much better than you in everything and wants to break off your engagement which have been ongoing for 2 years? Yup, you guessed it, its waffle time. c: (fuck you karen)
by Nugs92 December 12, 2019
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spray waffle

When Richard makes Leah laugh and spit her breakfast all over the monitor.
"I take hormones so I can lactate and give my cat the feeling of being a kitten again."
"That made me spray waffle just now."
by EllenO October 12, 2013
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To be caught in a Waffle

When you waffle on about something and somebody points it out, or notices it, "catching" you in a waffle
Example for To be caught in a Waffle
P1: dude I hate it when blah blah blah
P2: mate I think I caught you in a waffle
by Osix December 20, 2020
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Ryan Waffle

A spineless guy who in this case happens to be named Ryan. Note, waffling is not limited to Ryan, but currently, in my experience, he is the reigning champion.
Jade deserves better than a Ryan Waffle.
by The Mike K November 13, 2020
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