Vomit comet

When you pre-ejaculate and it shoot out like a porn stars’ cum shot

At porn shooting: Director - “Was that a vomit comet?” Nice!

by COSpringer March 5, 2021

Halley's Vomit

This is a real unicorn. Following up on the Tom Segura "double pipe classic", this takes it one step further. This event is a once in a lifetime type of event. When a person burps, farts, and sneezes at the same time, it is known as a Halley's Vomit. While it is more rare than Halley's Comet, Halley's Vomit usually wreaks of vodka and dumpster.

Guy A - "Uh, did you see that man just sneeze, shart and burp on national TV?"
Guy B- "He dropped a Halley's vomit right into the camera!"
Guy A - "Oh shit, is that Wendy Williams?"
Guy B - "I dont know what his fucking name is, I just know he dropped a Halley's Vomit"

by MommyJeans March 24, 2021

Erectile vomit

Ejaculation

Don't erectile vomit in my hair.

by Lamp man 9 May 15, 2021

Bee vomit voice

A voice that is sweet like honey (honey is basically bee vomit).

Ryan: I have a great voice for radio talk shows.
Jim: So you have a bee vomit voice.

by JakSheppard May 16, 2021

vomit

a ugly nasty liquid out of your dark hole in your bum.

"the man vomited out of his butthole"

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

alien vomit

sexy.

me: hey babe put on the alien suit and eat expired milk
someone: oh
me when alien vomit :heart eyes emoji:

by I’m a human September 25, 2021

Penis vomit

The worst way to describe cum

Person 1: what is that sticky white stuff
Person 2: it’s penis vomit
Person 1: That’s what I put in your mom last night

by JoeBidenxjeffreyepsteinhentai July 25, 2021