Velvet Spoon Routine

Trying not to hit the sides of the mug with the spoon when you're stirring your brew, because the clink will wake anybody you live with up and then they will want one.

Joe: What took you so long with the coffee?
Steve: I had to do the Velvet Spoon Routine. If I hit the side of the mug, the clinking sound would’ve woken my roommate up, and he would’ve wanted one.

by NoTomorrow12 October 13, 2024

Red velvet

When a ginger’s (ex. Ach) white milk goes into beans pus when she’s on her period, making a red velvet baby cookie cause she loves cookies; a recipe for a child

Bean and neigh red velvetted so hard last night

by Aimandhuzz November 25, 2024

velvet tip

The subtle touch of velveteen shoulder of a guitarist’s shoulder

I touched his velvet tip

by Velvettipmaster November 30, 2024

Red-Velvet

When two people have sex and get period blood and semen on the bed.

Scotty “Hey we should Red-Velvet your bed”
Stacy “Only if you clean up after”

by DeviousTickler June 25, 2025

Red Velvet

Used by the African American /BPOC community to refer to a person with red hair.

“Make sure to invite the red velvet to the cookout on Sunday.”

by Firebirb August 7, 2025

Gay Velvet

A velvet that is a gay twink and loves cocks in their mouth

He is such a gay velvet

by nullicity_1 September 14, 2025

Red velvet cake

The act of ejaculating into a woman whilst she is on her period. Then pouring that period blood and semen mixture onto biscuits and eating it.

A had a red velvet cake with my wife for dinner.

by Freaky deaky nigga September 23, 2025