tory tango

A can of San Pellegrino

Good day to you, bar keep! I’ll have a can of lemon Tory Tango please!

by Marvin Vadgebanger October 3, 2023

Tori

An amazing beautiful person who makes everyone smile or they confuse french for spanish and occasionally speaks spanish

Hey Dude did you hear that Sandra is a Tori?

by Thefrenchmonkey October 4, 2023

Tori

A total crackhead, back the fuck away

Stay away from tori she will rip your dick off

by Yamumgaylol November 1, 2019

Tori

The prettiest and strongest girl in the planet

Girl1: hey look it’s that girl tori

Girl1: ugh! So disgusting

Tori: EXCUSE ME?! -DOUBLE DROPS THEM-

by Baka is daddy November 29, 2020

Tori

A skinny nicely tanned short girl. She has brown hair hazel eyes and hate her hair. Wants dimples but she wants them but very pretty anyways. She thinks shes strong and good at everything and thinks shes the shit when shes none of it.Shes a little bitch, jealous, mean, rude and disrespectful. She always screams at people even if they never do any thing. They stuff things they dont really clean. But yet they have the energy that draws you in. They have a lot of confidence and are hotties.

1 I wish i was able to get Toris attention
2 me to brother me to

by Layllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa November 2, 2020

Tories

Noun: Slang for diabetic socks

“Dude! Are those new Tories!”
“Yeah man, don’t they make my feet look dope. They’re wicked comfortable”

by 72:7;/7 January 9, 2021

Tory

Absolute Cunt who hates non white people. Non Straight and poor people. They also have a strange dislike for health care and disabled people. Talk like they're from 1895 and think inflation doesn't exist hence the strange low amount of minimum wage! Usually closeted gay and they think it's acceptable to fuck children and then eat them! (jacob rees-mogg)

You're a right Tory! (Cunt)

by iero85 January 11, 2021