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tear a pheasant

To enjoy a refined, expensive, or posh meal, usually sarcastically.
"...for lunch; don't you usually tear a pheasant with Ms. Lamont?" -- Line in Singing in the rain from Cathy Seldon (Debbie Reynolds) to Don Lockwood (Gene Kelly).
by Thatbadwitch June 14, 2022
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Motard Tears

The tears of a Motard, best collected shortly after a Motard receives a traffic infringement notice from close passing a cyclist or aiming their vehicle and speeding up towards a pedestrian who has inadvertently take a half step off the zebra crossing.

These tears are reputed to be the purest of all liquids.

Motards are devoid of empathy and have zero respect for human life. Scientists speculate that Motard tears are purified by this intense irrational hatred and the vile abusive mindset.
Motard tears also completely lack any salt content. It is thought that this is due to the salt having been drawn out via social media platforms such as Facebook and Reddit. Motards are inexorably drawn to these platforms as they are generally cowards and can continue to exacerbate their extreme hateful views from the anonymity of their keyboard.
Motards are also known to be extremely homophobic, racist misogynistic and gutless bullies. This makes their tears so much tastier.
Cyclists are known to make a moisturizing lotion with motard tears by mixing in a sprinkle of magic green paint dust and a pinch of condensed coal roll fumes from dual cab 4wd utes or older model land cruisers.
Have a cry motard, I need to make up some more mosturising lotion with your motard tears.
by lycralizard December 18, 2021
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Tear a lung

To shake hands with the Bishop with superlative and potentially damaging vigour. The phrase is based on the case of a man who had to go to ER with lung trauma, self-inflicted via an excessive Barclays.

Can also be employed to describe enjoying something to a level beyond reason or warrant, whilst also implying that the person experiencing said enjoyment is a wanker.
Alf: I’ve just seen the Snyder Cut of Justice League and it’s the best film ever in the history of film.
Bob: Calm down, don’t tear a lung.
by sentientLandscape April 20, 2022
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Phantom Tears

The feeling of tears running while being just fine.
Friend 1: I have lived in that home for too long, I can feel these phantom tears.
Friend 2: You did live there for over 20 years, I'm sure you'll miss it.
by Bro_Egg July 15, 2021
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mail tears

John is an idiot he search mail tears instead of male tears
by Chaos1_p March 3, 2022
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Nigger Tears

When a guy hits a black girl with his dick and she crys with a mixture of tears and cum
by Mayo1234 March 22, 2009
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Ass Tears

When you fart really hard and shit leaks out of your ass.
God, I think I just had some Ass Tears.
by Roflcoblers July 2, 2009
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