rachel

A rachel seeks attention by attempting to commit suicide by stupid means for example strangling self with school tie, getting drunk and over reacting, claiming to have taken an overdose, going to school, being rushed to hospital only to have the gay nurses snigger behind their back because they are more likely to die from a broken nail.

Random person1: Rachel you suck
Rachel-(attempting to commit suicide)

next day-
Rachel-" My boyfriend can't get it up" (cries)
Random person2: *laughs ass off*
Rachel: is it me?
Random person:Yes

by blubberblubber September 3, 2008

rachel

the most beatuiful girl you will ever see she has eyes bright blue blonde hair and the best smile and she'll always make you laugh

guy#1: i think im in love with my girfriend
guy#2: who?
guy#1:rachel
guy#2:no suprise

by yomama34567 November 13, 2011

rachel

attention-seeking whore who will lie about anything possible to make herself look cool.
she will keep friends temporarily only to find that these "friends" have figured out her real character.
also really good at fucking up and starting unnecessary problems.

seems to feed off of self inflicted drama.

"did you hear rachel saying that she beat the shit out of that one chick?"

"yeah, it's not true. she likes some guy who likes girls that can fight."

by i'm not a liar. March 13, 2009

A Rachel

Deep throating a guy's penis so far during a blow job that you throw up onto it.

She pulled a Rachel last night, with that guy from the bar.

by Osiris Rex June 10, 2008

rachel

a smart beautiful girl. they love guys named sean and love gymnasticss. they hate selfish people!

OMG i wish i were a rachel

by london409 January 12, 2009

Racheling

Taken from the many episodes of Friends where Rachel’s nipples were clearly on show through her top

Oh man, it was so cold today I was Racheling all day

Dude check her out, she’s Racheling big time

by Nerdy Falconer November 27, 2018

Rachelitis

A disease that either lasts for months or years. side effects include talking shit about others, being friends with certain people, manipulating others, and acting like Rachel in order to satisfy her. other side effects include vomiting, explosive diarrhea, and distorted thoughts. this disease can be curable or uncurable depending on the severity of the disease.

You have Rachelitis. Time for a vaccination!

by poopscoopydoodoo April 22, 2019