Pilot Excuses

Excuses a pilot makes to get his/her way.

"We have the fuel truck hooked up at the end of the runway with the passengers on board. I know you guys are busy, but can we get a fuel load and add a dog?"

"I'm getting really sick of your pilot excuses."

by SirMcLongFinger November 23, 2021

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Twenty One Pilots

the greatest band to ever exist

with Josh Dun and Tyler Joseph, they have made awesome songs that are more amazing than the entire 2000s to 2020s bands and songs to ever exist combined

person in cafe: hey ur wearing a twenty one pilots shirt!!!

you: hell yeah arent they awesome?

person in cafe: yeah they are les be best friends!!!

by thetallyhalliganandclikkie March 5, 2025

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Pilot, piLot, piloT

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 21, 2025

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Auto Pilot

another word for retardation

Guy 1: "Hey, you can't make sex jokes with a girl you just met, that's disrespectful!"
ALPHA PANDA HAQIB SHAKIB: "nah bro i'm just on auto pilot"

by Sania Jamil November 24, 2021

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pilot g-2

You shouldn't have gone looking for this.

Taylor shouldnt have looked for the pilot g-2 pens.

by The less you see June 14, 2024

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Armchair pilot

Someone who has 10,000 hours practice flying an armchair at a maximum flight ceiling of 0 feet above the ground, and who feels like they must never be distracted from their glorious mission of defending their front room. See also: lazy git

I have just been qualified as an armchair pilot, but I can no longer feel my arse cheeks

by Armchair captain 1 June 26, 2024

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