Buttcrack oyster

Residual leftovers of poo hanging to buttcrack hair. Also referred to as dingleberry

Darn Bryan you need to wet wipe to rid yourself of those buttcrack oysters. Or Bryan quit being such a buttcrack oyster and grab your fishing pole let's go!

by anonymous May 23, 2023

tenacity oyster

An aggressive vagina

I’ve heard that chick likes to put out. She has an aggressive vagina. A tenacity oyster, if you will .

by Dom Dom June 16, 2023

Mysterious Oysters

(slang) Typically used when talking about Psychedelic Mushrooms hitting really hard, or either looking to take a strong trip on Mushrooms.

Friend 1: "Last night we were everything everywhere!"

Friend 2: "Dayum broski we were certainly on another quest for the Mysterious Oysters!"

by 13AquaOrbit January 25, 2023

Oysters Nielsen

When someone pools up a bunch of semen in the small of your back. Best served cold.

Cromer couldn't wait to serve Tiffany Oysters Nielsen.

by Crommer the gap toothed pirate January 28, 2023

Lucifer's Oyster

When you are the fourth male to have intercourse with a female and slurp the three previous men's (represnting the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit) cum from her vagina prior to having sex.

Man, that girl Meaghan is wild! She let me have Lucifer's Oyster before breeding her myself last night!

by Lucifer Ghi October 17, 2023

Oyster hoister

Someone who has a natural ability to charm women with what appears to be little to no effort.

Man, your buddy could pick up chicks anywhere! He's a real oyster hoister.

by Mrkibby January 11, 2024

semen oyster

A semen oyster is a disgusting lolcow who just sits in his room and masturbates all day. He doesn't move like an oyster and there is semen all over his room, hence the name semen oyster. He can be milked for his lolcow pearls and is more often than not a tranny.

All that pedophile does is masturbate in his room all day! He's a fucking disgusting semen oyster!

by Hunter Biden January 22, 2024