post modern hipster

A tobacco using, meat eating, fixed gear rider with tattoos who delivers food all over town and wears a hip pouch every day regardless of the occasion.

Post modern hipsters are so anti conformity

by Surlkone August 10, 2016

Feeling Modern

Feeling Modern is a feeling that happens which feels quite uncomfortable. When you get this feeling you could be reminded of modern things, thus making up its name. Modern feelings appear mostly on Weekends and happen if you are home and don't want to go outside. The uncomfortableness is felt on the legs and feet. They are in most cases felt whenever you are going to go to a training course or things that will last for a while but don't appear a lot if you're gonna go for spending a small amount of time outside

"Let's go to the mall"
"I don't want to"
"Why"
"I'm feeling Modern"
"What the fuck is that supposed to mean"
"I just feel uncomfortable"

by poopsock911 October 26, 2019

Modern Art

Either an amazing piece of art but mostly an insult. It resembles a 5-year-olds drawing.

Friend: *shows drawing* Is it good?
Insult: What the fuck is that? That looks like modern art to me.
Complement: Holy Jesus! That is modern art right there!

by HellInferno November 8, 2021

school of modern skills

Best school if you dont go to this school man you suck at life

wow i go to school of modern skills i am cool

by Ughh daddy September 6, 2021

The Modern Spongebob

The spiritual successor to the Team Fortress 2 weapon "The Dead Ringer."

The Modern Spongebob
Level 1 Cloak Watch
Cloak Type: Modern Spongebob
Serves as an always active safety parachute that allows you to feign your death

by guymcguyperson July 18, 2021

Modern baby names

A name for a new born always containing at least 1 x or z in it. Usually took either 8 months + 20 days, or 5 minutes. Also these names are always stupid. These monstrosities also may contain more Y’s then necessary.

I don’t understand stand the obsession with these Modern baby names. Stop naming your kids after a serial killer.
-Me

Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.

by RyanTheFox June 14, 2021

Modern retroism

A term used in sports designs. Using old features of the past like ball park designs, uniform or logo modernize.
Usually used with the opposite of retro modernism

Oriole Park changed how people see ballparks as using modern retroism with it using old school ballpark borders thab the common cookie cutter dual use stadiums

by Jerryboiz June 26, 2021