Midnight dick

When a white male lights his pubes on fire and turns his dick black. He does this to impress his hoes.

Zac- "hey pass me that match, I need a midnight dick before Emily comes over."

by NotBraden December 31, 2018

midnight session

when you and your man talk until midnight

l: "🕛 midnight session"
d: "🕛🕛🕛"

by tu_luna July 20, 2018

Midnight Darkness

When 2 individuals defecate into each other’s anus’ repeatedly, mixing the feces and pushing it back and forth between them.

You last night Jessica and I totally did a Midnight Darkness, it was wild.

by TheFatCrayon May 18, 2022

Midnight Watch

A type of movie which grabs your attention while passing and you have to sit down and finish it.

Princess Bride is my midnight watch.

by tom_foolery87 January 4, 2021

Midnight Worker

Women who are prostitutes are often called this are referred to this “Midnight Worker”

This midnight worker has been on the corner for hours

by Lydmp July 15, 2023

midnight entrepreneur

The douchebags that steal cats and wheels off cars at night.

Careful leaving your truck out on the road, the midnight entrepreneurs will get to it eventually

by hueyz July 2, 2022

midnight stealth

touching or sticking it to a girl when she has no idea your even in the room. this works best while chicks are wasted and you get in less trouble

Rember when Wubba Midnight Stealthed that fat chick at that party.

by Bush Daddy May 31, 2005