Tijuana Mudslide

A shart, esp. a badly timed one.

Got myself all cleaned up and ready to go back to the party, then I got hit with a Tijuana mudslide. Welp, I guess no blowjobs for me tonight!

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Damn, took me a long time to get my asshole clean again. Now to go back to the party and get Angelica to suck my dick!

You sHit right back down come boy! I didn’t give you permission to leave.

Bitch, I am done taking orders from a fucking taco. I don’t care how many Tijuana Mudslides you put down my pants. I’m getting my dick sucked. Fuck. You!

by anonymous July 21, 2022

Tijuana Mudslide

a shart, esp. a badly timed one.

Got myself all cleaned up and ready to go back to the party, then I got hit with a Tijuana mudslide. Welp, I guess no blowjobs for me tonight!

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Damn, took me a long time to get my asshole clean again. Now to go back to the party and get Angelica to suck my dick!

*You sHit right back down come boy! I didn’t give you permission to leave.*

Bitch, I am done taking orders from a fucking taco. I don’t care how many Tijuana Mudslides you put down my pants. I’m getting my dick sucked. Fuck. You!

by thierrion July 21, 2022

Colorado Mudslide

Equal parts Bailey’s and well gin served in a rocks glass and meant to be chugged. Served as a drink to fuck with your friends.

“Hey, it’s my boy's bachelor party, can we get him one Colorado Mudslide to celebrate?”

by Smallandfragile July 25, 2022

Mississippi Mudslide

Two bros saving money and time as they take a deuce at the same time... in the same toilet.

Damn, Lee and Johnny must be tight on money or... gay.... they just went and took a Mississippi Mudslide!

Example:
Look up Mississippi Mudslide on Imgur

by Pizza Camo June 15, 2022

Bavarian Mudslide

While having diarrhea, you take a shit on someone's chest (preferably a female so the breasts are utilized as a canal) and then the person stands up. Allowing the runny defecate to act as a mudslide, running down the torso.

I was on a cheap domestic beer binge and your mom let me demonstrate a Bavarian Mudslide on her for the party entertainment.

by Trainwrek the Nomad August 13, 2022

Chilean Mudslide

When a new player in Destiny repeatedly and quickly squats up and down(teabags) over a higher light power player asserting dominance over the downed player.

“Tyler, hurry up and give Mike a Chilean Mudslide before he revives himself!”

by DribbleDribble August 16, 2022

Mudslides

Mass amounts of diarrhea caused by a penis entering the anus and then getting head. This is followed by passionate afternoon tongue kisses.

My buddy got the mudslides for one week after an encounter with a hooker

by Cosprings Dept of Health April 23, 2022