Kyle

Funny, Smart, Can gave a laugh, Romantic, handsome, Generous...But if you don't have trust and honesty within the relationship, it's game over.

Eg...Heartbreaker maybe

Romance sometimes

Laughs ALWAYS with Kyle

by yeeeeeeeeehar August 22, 2011

Kyle

Basically the worst guy in the whole entire world. He doesn't give a crap about anyone but himself. To him, the world revolves around one person: Kyle. He uses women and treats them horribly. He is a manipulator and a cheat. He will say whatever he has to to get you to do what he wants. He is slimy and low and generally just a disgusting human being. He takes the best qualities from people. He never gives, it is all take take take. He can make horrible people arise from who were once the sweetest. His one purpose in life is self-fulfillment and one day it will bite him in the ass hard. And I will laugh in his face.

Ew did you see Kyle today?

by Iverystronglydislikeyou November 22, 2011

Kyle

A dude who wears a loose tank top and drinks Monster Energy. Kyles might often get mistaken for a Chad.

“If you drink Monster you immediately turn into a Kyle!”

by crudekid July 8, 2019

Kyle

Punches holes in drywall and drinks his cocaine with monster energy

Dave: WHAT THE FUCK KYLE?!?!

Kyle: YOUR NOT MY REAL DAD DAVE YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!

by MIEHMIEH July 8, 2019

Kyle

A fucking retard who believes monster energy gives him super powers and is into doing the dumbest things he can think of just to prove he’s not as retarded as everyone else thinks.

You’re suck a Kyle

by KingTaylor898 July 13, 2019

Kyle

A Kyle is a teenager who is a total douchebag and is obsessed with Monster Energy drinks. Kyle can usually be found punching holes in walls due to daddy issues and can be seen roaming the streets in his riced out Honda. Kyle often claims that he bangs many chicks but likely has never talked to a woman in his life.

Kyle: Yo wassup bros, my dad threw away my monster so I punched a hole in his wall and he kicked me out again. Now im out banging all the chicks in my honda civic.

by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) July 13, 2019

Kyle

Kyle's are a rare but common breed of teenagers that are know for having mommy or daddy issues, wear athletic shorts, hoodies, flat bill caps, have anger issues, keep knifes and exotic weapons (Shurikens) that make them think there cooler, think there tough but aren't. However in the end a Kyle in it's natural habitat drinks monsters by the dozen and punches holes throw drywalls. Kyle's can't grow out of this phase it's impossible. So before the age of 25 they either die off or become 1 of the only 3 things a Kyle can do. Deal drugs, work at a gas station, or any overnight job. Beware Kyle's as cringey and annoying as they are to be around, they spread a contagious diease called "hype" which can force people with weak wills to join in on whatever there doing and quote on quote "Fuck shit up!🤘"

Teenager 1: Yo...watch out here comes Kyle.

Teenager 2: Oh shit. Kyle is such a Kyle.
Kyle: Hey Bros...*Slurps monster* are you guys tryna fuck shit up?!?!
Kyle: Ahhhhhhhh!!! *Punches nearest wall*

by Linked Carts June 4, 2019