Jasoned

To be cheated on by a douche bag who secretly has multiple wives, fiance's and girlfriends.

"I just got Jasoned again!"

"Shelly got Jasoned by Alex."

by Jennifer Merritt January 28, 2021

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JASON: TO MURDER SOME BODY AND HIDE THEIR BODY IN THE BUSHES..

JASON = GENETIC SUICIDE

by nubeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 21, 2010

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a jason

the act of whining over something that isnt important.

Bill: Man I cant believe Ted hit me in the face and didnt apologize.

Chris: Quit being a Jason!!

by youknowwhoitis425 April 18, 2010

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jason is the whitest person you will ever see then if you look at his dick it looks like Donald trumps dick so he could fuck off his dads dick nigga. He looks like he just got out of a insane asylum fuck crazy as shit his hair line looks like a noodle

jason looks like mr.jeremys hair line

by legqeth,absmcvs February 6, 2020

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jasoned

the act of completely douching a girl situation because you are "confused"

Jason from The Bachelor was allegedly jasoned and completely siked out Melissa.

by scarygary3 March 4, 2009

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a very charismatic guy thats a genius
theres a girl that has been swept of her feet by him. sometimes we feel hes running low on self esteem but there is always some kind of front of ego that protects him. people love to chat with him at night

do you have a crush on jason?
me: uhh..um nope

by thebattlecatmaster02 December 30, 2018

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