friendship

friendships are fucking dumb.

it’s full of drama and hurt feelings.
they never last.
it’s better to be alone

x: hey, wanna have a friendship? i’ll only be here for u 25% of the time and when u need to talk, count me out
e: well fuck

by emisokay August 31, 2020

Special e-Friendship

friendship^64830

we have a special e-friendship now, meaning we have friendship^64830

by Daki_on_UD November 5, 2020

Friendship

"Friendship" when you are more than friends with someone but are still a level below fuck buddy's,

while in a "Friendship" both people will be very touchy with each other. This will slowly turn into fuck buddy's.

person 1: Yooooo i think anabelle and david are fuck buddy's

person 2: Nahhh they're just in a "Friendship"

by MrCockLord November 6, 2020

Sausage of friendship

Blokes starting a friendship with ladies as a route to eventual sex

I offered her the sausage of friendship and she took it all the way
Sausage of friendship only babe, you don’t have to eat it..

by nogbadthebad November 7, 2020

Friendship

I thing that actually doesnt exist for me

I have no friendship and i have no friends

by Wafflewithpancakes October 18, 2020

West Friendship

A city in the middle of Maryland, which is very scarcely populated.

West Friendship is in the middle of NOWHERE!

by fun. February 2, 2012

Friendship Gas Tank

The metaphorical container that holds all the liberties in a friendship. Occasionally needs refilling to keep the friendship in a proper give-take equilibrium. Can be refilled by one friend giving the other friend food, alcohol, sexual favors, money, rides, or even filling their actual gas tank.

Molly: "Mike, can you drive me around to do some errands today?"

Mike: "It's been a while since you filled up the friendship gas tank..."

Molly: "What if I buy you Taco Bell?"

Mike: "Deal"

by Mike the LCB August 3, 2012