female friendship

When you constantly feel like you’re caught between perving on your friend or murdering them.

The bond of female friendship between Rebecca and I is so strong that sometimes I genuinely want to murder her.

by Sad worms August 2, 2021

West Friendship

A city in the middle of Maryland, which is very scarcely populated.

West Friendship is in the middle of NOWHERE!

by fun. February 2, 2012

Friendship Gas Tank

The metaphorical container that holds all the liberties in a friendship. Occasionally needs refilling to keep the friendship in a proper give-take equilibrium. Can be refilled by one friend giving the other friend food, alcohol, sexual favors, money, rides, or even filling their actual gas tank.

Molly: "Mike, can you drive me around to do some errands today?"

Mike: "It's been a while since you filled up the friendship gas tank..."

Molly: "What if I buy you Taco Bell?"

Mike: "Deal"

by Mike the LCB August 3, 2012

failed friendship

When you dont fuck with a bitch no more!

Failed friendship -

When Susannah was being a bitch, Julia said " I dont fuck with that bitch no more!"

by Jalan666 August 22, 2017

Friendship Dick

My friendship embodied by the only thing all people love: dicks.

I shoved my friendship dick in his mouth, then it turned into consensual rape.

by grand_dad October 10, 2018

friendship dick

friendship personified by a cock, what everyone loves

i shoved my friendship dick in my partners loving butt

by grand_dad October 10, 2018

friendship

friendship is when you have full SUPPORT from a friend. friendship is NOT bitching about them behind their back. it is defiantly NOT telling your "friends" that their problems are fake and spreading rumours about them. a friend never creates a diversion so they look better, but honey your new best friend has no friends not even you. go home bum fudge.

friendship is not this :

debby : can you stop being so childish?
mofo : can you?
debby : childish? *sarcasm*
mofo : you know what annoyed me yesterday? when you said i was crying for attention, but what do you do when you walk away with your nails in your arm?!
debby : i do that so i dont do things like this *insert punch here but its missed*
(debby is the nice one)

by urmumiscoolsoyeah October 12, 2018