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Fecal Fountain

When you poop and the water splashes, hitting your butt
Guy 1: Just had a crazy fecal fountain
Guy 2: Impressive
by yummy_thick December 9, 2019
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Water fountain

The easiest possible way to get the flu or any disease
by Joedaddyyyyyy January 15, 2020
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Golden fountain

When a man pisses in a girls mouth and dips his balls inside of it, hence the fountain
by Mycousinkindathicc January 17, 2020
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Vegas fountain

Last night I accidentally Vegas fountained myself while laying in bed.
by John Quepy March 9, 2020
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Fountain of Youth

When you hook up with an old lady and piss on her face.
That slag got a fountain of youth
by bathtub69 March 10, 2020
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Shit fountain

I destroyed my toilet wth my shit fountain.
by Derpy saliva shit July 22, 2020
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Alaskan Gravy Fountain

A disturbing sexual act in which one or more partners consumes copious amounts of Taco Bell or Del Taco. After a few minutes have passed, the consumers will do a handstand and proceed to have violent diarrhea, shooting it at an arc into the air and onto the face of another participant, much like a fountain. The messier, the better.
Danny got a serious case of pink eye after He, Jimmy and Allison tried the Alaskan Gravy Fountain.
by CDRTickledick August 11, 2020
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