crust as fuck

When you're too god damn crust to give a fuck and you reek of apolitical ideology.

Dude did you see that guys dreads? He's crust as fuck! I really like her ACAB patch.

by killcops March 21, 2017

Crust

When something is nast and flaky and nast

“EW CRUST.”

by hehekrillyourself September 20, 2017

Crust

A boy who sleeps around with a lot of girls

A male version of a thot

I don't trust him he's a fucking crust
He's so crusty

by Balyd October 18, 2017

butthole crust

When someone cums in your anus and you let it dry inside you and then pull it out and substitute it for sugar on your morning cereal

Hey man, can you give me some of your butthole crust for my fruit loops!

by @youngmoneyrhuggler November 16, 2017

mutual crust

Mutual crust is formed when you don't pull out after sex and fall asleep. Body fluid from both parties join and dry to form mutual crust all over their private parts.

Jack and Jill woke up Saturday morning and were stuck together by their mutual crust. They had to waddle to the shower together to free themselves of each other.

by jizzum baptism February 23, 2018

Digital pie crust

Things created in the digital world that break and crumble when moved to reality

"His status updates made me smile, until they turned out to be digital pie crust"

"It sounded good in the email but when implemented it was only digital pie crust"

"She said my interpretation of her text where digital pie crust"

by Dreamingjean with CockyHaky April 22, 2016

vrim crust

The dried seepage around a girl's vagina.

Hey Kristen how's it going?

Not so good. I went over to Reefer's house last night to smash and he asked me to leave because he saw my vrim crust.

Oh man, that sucks.

Yeah and what's worse it that's I can't scrape it off..

by Halfrican12416 August 31, 2016