by Robert Hackle July 21, 2025
Get the Colorado Cockblock mug.In July 2003, allegations of sexual assault were made against professional basketball player Kobe Bryant by a 19-year-old woman. On July 18, 2003, news media reported that the sheriff's office in Eagle, Colorado, had arrested Bryant in connection with an investigation of a sexual assault complaint, filed by a 19-year-old hotel employee. The woman accused Bryant of raping her in his hotel room on the night of June 30. Bryant had checked into The Lodge and Spa at Cordillera, a hotel in Edwards, Colorado. In short he forced the ball in the hoop that night
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Get the Colorado Curls mug.When you're hiking in the Rocky Mountains with your partner and their Yeti mug they bought at Sierra runs empty, hold the mug over your brown eye and release the steaming hot diarrhea you've been holding in all morning. Finish by cranking one out and making a design in the foamy top.
She ran out of water in her Yeti mug during our hike, so I was able to give her a Colorado Cappuccino since we had chili last night!
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